That’s right ladies and gentleman. It’s what you’ve all been waiting for. Cinema Blend’s third installment of ‘American Idol’ rumors and whispers is back. Like a gossip grenade we pull out the pin and launch only the most bitchy stories of singing lore into your living rooms. I guess I’m kind of like a catty Santa Clause except unlike that asshole I don’t make you open each juicy gift separately.
It was a busy week of backstabbing, arrests, and finale fever involving Paula Abdul, Kellie Picker’s dad, Britney Spears, and Antonella Barba. I know you’re excited; so, I’ll go ahead and jump right into all of the outrageousness.
You may have noticed Paula Abdul’s nose was a little out-of-whack on last night’s episode. Over the last few days, scores of media outlets have been reporting that the ‘Idol’ judge fell trying to avoid her beloved chihuahua, Tulip. That’s a cute headline Paula, but I’m definitely not buying that one. I’m guessing it either involved an ill-advised cocaine sneeze or a Gordon Bombay cross-checking penalty. For those of you under fifteen, back in the day Emelio Estevez’s mighty duck used to waddle its way into Paula’s flying V. Quack, Quack.
According to TMZ.com, three luscious and eliminated ‘Idol’ ladies are rooting against Blake. Antonella Barba, Haley Scarnato, and Gina Glockson have all posted messages on their MySpace’s urging their fans to vote for Jordin Sparks. Thank you. Apparently someone has been reading my articles.
In a sad and not overly shocking story, Kellie Pickler’s dad has been busted again. This ass has been arrested for everything from stabbing his neighbor to stealing cars. Who would have thought an upstanding father like that would breed a vapid intellectual wasteland of a daughter? At least she seems nice. True story: I Googled this to try and find a link, and I kept clicking on articles from old arrests dating back a few years. This one should work from TMZ or click over to Reality TV World for last month’s arrest.
This week there has also been rumblings of Britney Spears performing on tonight’s finale. These are totally unconfirmed but Perez Hilton has reported the story. I guess only time will tell. I’m not even sure if I want to see the busty blonde train wreck her way through a lip synced performance.
That’s all for now guys. Check back all night as I will be continually updating the article with bitchy comments and catty opinions.
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